Kids. Aren't they always doing something nutty in their sleep? If they're not mumbling, sleeping in some confusingly uncomfortable position, or kicking someone, they're probably not really asleep. This particular evening, Phoebe mumbled something about "tasty", so I paid attention for a second. Sure enough, "sleepNOMs". I only got a few seconds of this, but she went on chewing away for a good five minutes.
Tiny Pizza Bakers
Phoebe and Charlie went through a week-long phase where they wanted to make pizza EVERY DAY. We compromised by letting them bake little bagel pizzas. We were nutritionally thankful that they were bored of that within a week.